It has been suggested that we should blog about when you can and can't make unauthorised references to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle in advertising around the Royal Wedding.

We wish the happy couple well. Honestly, we really do. The whole business with the Nazi uniform at the fancy dress party is all in the past. Completely forgotten. Well, not quite completely, obviously. But almost completely.

However, the wall-to-wall coverage of their impending nuptials is causing us to lose the will to live. Rather like the landlady of the Alexandra Hotel in Derby, who has been displaying this poster on the doors of her pub.

So we've decided to spare you from further coverage and hereby declare this blog a Royal Wedding Free Zone. If you want to publish an ad with Harry and Meghan, our advice is "fill your boots!"

P.S. This is not legal advice!